Tuesday, February 15, 2005

I'm not an XS

I'm eating a ham sandwich. It's quite tasty even though the ham is about 10 days past its sell by date.

The knickers I ordered from Victoria's Secrets arrived today. They are a bit too tight. I'd either have to go to liposuction or cut the crotch part off to make them into headbands. They're all in rather attractive hues of pink and yellow so I don't think anyone would actually notice they are knickers. But if they stand close enough to my head they will notice the words Victoria's Secrets around the elastic band.

1 comment:

nosebleed said...

I think it sound like an attractive look for spring and early summer. But leave the crotch part on- it will look more dashing.