The mind of a genius at work

My drinking only at weekends thing is going okay. Well, actually I had a couple of glasses Wednesday night. But apart from that, it's all good! I finished the bottle last night, then went to After 5 and had three more glasses there. I felt pretty plastered by the end of the evening.

I will stop buying wine. I still got five bottles to finish and once I've drunk them all, I will only buy the most expensive organic beer possible. With wine, you really want to finish the whole bottle in two days max or it'll go off. With expensive organic beer, the advantages are so many! I will buy fewer and drink less. Me and my conscious will both feel better.

See, I'm not a PhD for no reason.