Just some of those things that I don't get

1. Giant Pandas - I prefer pigs. They are much cuter and much more useful than pandas, which, you have to admit, are pretty useless and stupid. They can't even f**k without the aid of porn or a low carb diet.

2. Expat rage - very few expats don't suffer from this condition. I hope a cure could be discovered soon.

3. Harrods shopping bags - over-priced and tacky; CitySuper shopping bags are far superior.