The love calculator

The third most popular keywords for searches at the BBC website as I type, brings you here. It calculates how much your favourite Eastender character loves you, today.

What a bizarre national obsession. If you are not familiar with Eastenders (neither am I as I haven't watched it on a daily basis for many years), here's a sample of what some of the characters look like:


Here's Phil Mitchell, with a dodgy arm, giving Dirty Den a bollocking.


Here's Pat Evans. You don't want to mess with her.


Meet Keith, he is unemployed. Industriouness is not one of his virtues.


Jake here's got dark secrets.