Monday, May 30, 2005

Can't see!

God... I'm so stupid. I took out my contact lenses and threw them in the bin an hour ago cos my eyes were hurting a bit. It just occurred to me that I may not have my glasses in the car. Damn....

The stupidest part is that I actually tried to rescue them from the bin. How very short of commonsense knowledge am I, huh? I found them but of course they were as brittle as the thinnest layer of nail polish and they crumbled the minute I picked them up.

Anyhow, on a related note... Viagara is supposed to cause blindness now, have you heard? Men who attempt to enjoy sex in ways not *as God intended* risk permanent loss of vision. Scary stuff. Duh!!!!

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