My crazy 6 year old

"Let me tell you what," big grin on gap-toothed son's face.

"What is it?"

"Anthony and his friend were chasing me and hitting me but I was very happy about it."

"What's that?"

"I said, Anthony and his friend were chasing me in the playground and hitting me but I don't mind." Big grin still there.

"Why's that?"

"I really like it! They were just playing with me! It made me so happy!"

"You don't mind them hitting you?" Are you insane?

"I don't mind, I already told you! I like it! Were you listening to me?" Frowning now.

"....." Looking shifty and confused.